I droped out, worked at Subway when I was 19. Im 46 now, I still gives no fucks ;) you'll live.

Oh yeah, roast...

You... You WORK at Subway, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY of merit in history of the world has come up from working at Subway. Not a writer, a rapper, not even a poet with a cold. Jared ATE at Subway but didn't work there.

THAT'S THE EASY PART The hard part is that: You look like Anthony Kiedis and a loaf of white bread had a baby with down syndrome that got left it in a dark colored car during a July afternoon in Texas after it was breastfeed by a mother having just overdosed on methamphetamine, morphine, and xanex. (don't ask me how many tits a loaf of opioid dependant meth smoking white bread has exactly either, thats a question for a loaf of bread and her doctor to be asking) furthermore your breath smells like a 16 year olds D&D players Tupperware he saves his farts in, you probably have an IQ as high as the Blond in the following joke, and a plan for your future is what resell reddit gold for a living?

A blond and a bartender are watching the news when they show a clip of a suicidal man perched high above the street on a building ledge just before they cut to the commercials. The bartender looks at the blond and says "I'll bet you $20 bucks he jumps" to which she replies "your on". The newscast resumes, the man tragicly jumped to his death and the bar keep speaks up again and says "I can't take your money, i knew he was going to jump, i saw the 5 O'clock news" to which she says "oh, so did I, I just didn't think that he would jump again".