You don't understand negotiation like I do. I'm the best negotiator. People like Hillary and Obama, they go in, they tell their spouse what they did, they apologize. It's so predictable. They've been completely out-smarted by their spouses. I am such a good negotiator, you see, what we would have is good trade deals with my spouse. I get to grab her by the pussy, and she gets my money when I'm dead. And she thinks - she thinks - I apologized to her. I didn't apologize. That's just bedroom talk. And look at her, what kind of man wouldn't say anything to her in the bedroom. But I never did apologize - talk to Sean Hannity. Why doesn't anyone ever call Sean Hannity?!? But I never apologized to my wife. And see, here's the best thing, that deal I mentioned? Where I get to grab her pussy, and she gets my money when I'm dead? That's strong negotiating that I'm very proud of. You see, I don't have any money. That's why I won't release my tax returns. You see, because if I did, Melania would drop me like a bad burrito. And if Hilary didn't like my marriages for the past 30 years, she should have passed a law that it's illegal to lie to your spouse. But she never did, because she never gets things done. And she says she has experience with marriage, and she does, but it's the bad kind of experience. Look at who she's married to, and how he behaves. If my spouse cheated on me like I cheat on them, they'd be out the door. Because no man - no real man - wants sloppy seconds. And that's what Hillary would do to America. She would make everyone take sloppy seconds. Check out sex tape. I never said that.