22 [F] for like minded people and real connections

Oooh you seem like a real special piece of genetic material.

In my opinion there isn't much of a difference between a human being and a wet sack of carbonated pickle juice, but it looks like you may have a few extra lumps.

Or maybe you're the complete opposite.

I don't know it's hard to tell.

I'd talk to you at 4 AM since I hate sleeping, but I WILL judge you. I mean is it even possible to not judge someone? If it is then please inform me.

You say you're not for everyone. What exacly does that mean? I mean who is for everyone?

So you scare people away? You must be a spooky ghost or something.

You're intimidating open minded and cute. So you must be a troodon then. That's the only thing that I can fit that description to.

So would you enjoy listening to me talking about complete and udder chaos because that is something that I love.

Your interests include: Space, Aliens, Masturbation, and that fat guy from Samurai Jack... ... Looks like we have quite a bit in common.

Aww damn you're an optimist. To think that I was starting to like you. I am a cynic.

Yeah okay, you don't care who of what I am okay, I get it. You aren't a racist, ageist, ableist sexist, prawn. You must be such a nice person.

I like to make connections with people too So what do you say? Let's make a connection.

I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

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