"Maybe you manage to get to me by slowly seducing the best friend of my alter-ego. Perhaps you're a Lex Luthor-type character. Anyway, I'd love to hear your thoughts."

Hey hey, what's cookin' good lookin'? That does sound like a mighty enticing prompt from a sexy Supergirl doppelgänger. I've got a pretty awkward boner at work now that I'm trying pretty hard to conceal, so thanks! I guess. I'm kind of new to DPP so I'm not really sure what to write, but I can show off my neckline too! (Big turn on, amirite? My selfie game could use some more cleavage)

I think that it'd take something rather insidious to defeat a superhero as powerful as yourself, maybe an experimental research chemical microdosed to avoid a response from the Kryptonian bio-matrix - administered by someone you thought you could trust. Or, perhaps the development of a synthetic parasite to infest your bodysuit, bypassing the immune system to alter the physiology of the alien analog to the human prefrontal cortex. A recalibrated moral compass might lead you to decide to work for us, or indulge desires previously thought inappropriate. Black Kryptonite is a wonderful thing, and you'd be surprised at what our labs have been getting up to while you're out playing in tights and fighting nobodies.

But of course, the true weakness of any "good" superhero is their pathetic desire to fit in with the rest of humanity. You adopt an alter ego and become attached to weaklings, thinking that it's possible to become anonymous. Maybe Kent and Wayne could have fooled the public in the old days, but with modern satellite imaging we've tracked that speeding blip all the way back to her walkup apartment in National City. I've been watching you.

I know what colour underwear you're wearing right now, what you just had for lunch, and the ending to that new Netflix release you're watching right now. More importantly, I know how jealous you are of your friend that lives down the hall from you, using your exceptional hearing to listen to every moan that comes out of her mouth. Undoubtedly she IS pretty, but a man like hers is deserving of better, a woman that can satisfy him. You've heard him sigh in the bathroom, taking care of his own orgasm after fucking your friend to sleep.

We planned it that way.