24/M/PNW/Bank Teller work EDC

Hey EDC coolpeeps, Thought I'd share my EDC, I like this sub a lot and thought I should make a contribution, even if it's not the coolest one on here! Some stuff goes in the bag, some in my jacket pockets.  

*Bag - Tumi (don't know much about it, but I practically stole it for $50)
*Bottle - Camelbak Chute 1L (Target for like $12)
*iPhone 6 (no case, feels much sexier without one, always in pocket)
*Pewpew - Glock 42 (no holster currently, Alien Gear Cloak Tuck 3.0 arriving like Tuesday. Extra mag in the bag.)
*Stabby - Boker Kalashnikov 74 (great knife, especially for the $0 I paid. Kept in my bag at work.)
*Car key - 2012 Jetta Sportwagen TDI
*Card wallet - Trafalgar (always in jacket)
*Blistex and Burt's Bees chapstick (in da bag)
*Gum
*Mustache Wax - Mod Cabin (smells like camping, works pretty well if you don't touch it all day. Also in bag.)
*Glasses - prodesign Denmark *Sunnies - 1970's Ray Ban aviators (10k gold filled, double gradient lenses, rare as real stripper tits and I scooped them for $25. If they're not on my face, they're in the case.)  

Thanks for watching, and as always, God bless, my friends.

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