If im being honest thats a huge gross overgeneralization and not even an accurate one

Well, you could start by finding a better personality because the one that is shining through just now is one that most people won't want to interact with, never mind date. You're the 'achtually' guy. Talking about life like you understand it, talking about women like you know anything, talking about generalizations when all you want is a women in your life that ticks certain boxes. You're not looking for a partner, you're looking for a checklist.

And what do you bring to the table? Two of the most generic hobbies and need to find someone that is just like you.