I'll sit in complete silence with you. Silently eat our dinner in complete silence, with only the sound of chewing and chatter surrounding us with the occasional clanking of our glasses as we sip our beverages. We won't even look at each other. Just stare down at our plate, in complete silence. Maybe with a cough or two here and there. Our silence will be interrupted by the kind waiter, asking us if we are in need of anything. We'll politely say "no, we're all set :)". And we'll return to silently eating our dinner, without evening sparing a glance at each other.

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LOL yeah just kidding. I would if you'd also pay for a jet to fly me across the country to arrive on time. Good luck. If no luck, then I guess dinner for 1. ;)