as i read the patch notes and my favorite skill isn't buffed, my eyes roll into the back of my head as I begin to bellow for my stupid mother to bring me my tendies. dumb bitch works two jobs and still cant manage to feed her only son?
only this day was different wasn't it? father home earlier than expected. lockdowns return that fiend to us. He heard me yelling and immediately started after me, but I was too slick. I scampered across the floorboards finding my crawl space just in time. A hairy arm was thrust down into the dark and wet refuge. I sat there moaning and grunting for 3 hours until a plate of piping hot tendies was lowered onto the floor.
The shit I put up with