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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Carthagian? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gladiator School and I am a top ranked Centurion and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Carthage and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gladiator warfare and Im the top archer in the entire Roman army. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will wipe you the fuck out with flaming arrows and precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Empire, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Forum? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Praetorians across Rome and your Horse is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little pile of rocks you call your city. Youre fucking dead, pleb. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my short sword. Not only am I extensively trained in gladiatorial combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Roman Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Empire, you little slave. If only you could have known what ungodly retribution your little clever attack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking elephants. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn pleb. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, Carthagian.

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