I have 6 link karma and I'm all out of idea's

First off, Reddit is all Jim Crow when it comes to karma; link karma is always first, always on top, always visible. Plus it gives you a nice thumbnail in overview.

Second, your comment is just one comment, as is mine. But OP is the reason why all of these comments exist in the first place. People who share links are comment karma facilitators, and they deserve recognition.

 

Finally, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Dank Memes, and I’ve been involved in numerous front page posts, and I have over 8500 confirmed karma. I am trained in strategic reposting and I’m the top redditor on the entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of neckbeards across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your karma in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in reddit ranking optimization, but I have access to the entire post history of reddit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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