God damn I hate Krauts so fucking much.

>destroy Rome

>destroy Europe with your Protestant autism, starting the 30 years war, condemn millions to hell with a heretic religion

>destroy Europe by starting WWI (Austrians are just mountain Germans)

>create Nazism and Marxism, the two single most deadly ideologies in all of human history

>start yet another gigantic war in Europe, but this time really put your back into it and kill a bunch of Jews for no reason

>try to spread your neurosis (you can't be proud of your country or you might turn into a NAHT-ZEE!!1) instead of just realising they can't do nationalism without taking it too far in either direction and fucking up

>try to take the moral high ground and atone for your sins by importing millions of third worlders, only to have Britain bail out and Eastern Europe revolt, while giving rise to far-right demagogues in the west

>live out your repressed patriotism through the EU, take any criticism of it as a personal attack

I recently did one of those muh heritage things mystery meat colonials do and found out I was 20% German, I now plan on killing myself in shame.