Fuck it, I'm just going to say it. Why are people so eager to buy games on the Switch platform that look like they're from the late 80's? These are games that you wouldn't even download a free emulator ROM to play. These are games that if someone tried to get you to play them six months before the Switch came out, you'd tell them to go fuck themselves. But Nintendo 'releases' them for Switch and suddenly oooo how awesome?

There aren't 81 Switch games. There's like 5 Switch games and 76 cash grabs.

I don't get why Nintendo can pull this shit over and over. Bethesda gets absolutely slaughtered for porting a six year old game, but Nintendo launches a console with games you wouldn't have bothered to play twenty years ago, and that's cool?

I have a Switch. Zelda was amazing. I have 0 other games on my to buy list this year. I picked up Minecraft and they immediately started grifting for shitty texture packs - which apparently, is just fine because Nintendo?

Why is everyone so enthusiastic for literally everything? It's so bizarre. It's like upside down world. Gamers are known for being overly picky and pedantic and demanding, but everything Nintendo does gets a massive free pass. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.