Ableism, harassment, beast and bitch all in one.

I'm not asking you to prove anything, because you can't. You haven't been diagnosed for anything, other than made-up-in-your-head internet diagnosis (I am an individual and weird because <reasons> so I must be on a spectrum because otherwise I might have to learn to interact with other humans and grow up) or you faked your way into a "diagnosis" with an actual doctor which requires little work, since doctors are more than happy to agree with parents who believe anything. One look at you and they went with it because you started acting like a jackass after a modicum of research. Again, people with autism don't seek out diagnosis. People desperate for disability funds seek out autism diagnosis so they can collect a check.

Interestingly, you are completely fucking yourself being so proud of it. You're completely destroying your future with this, because its not like this won't come up. Nothing is private anymore, and you'll find it hard to drop this, so any job, any life, anyone who slightly googles you, will know what you are. Which is a) a liar, or b) a retard. You think you're anonymous now? Wait until you see the future in a decade when it all comes back to harm you. You bought into the "being special" disorder and son, you don't want to be this kind of special.

You're just some random internet person just like all these people who make up things to get themselves out of insensitive and fucked up behavior.

Insensitivity to people with action problems I don't have, you have made up problems because it makes you happy and gives you excuses for being "different". Guess what, everyone's different. You clearly have a real issue, let me guess, with all the "normies" out there, which also shows you aren't autistic. You walk around flapping your arms, wearing a diaper, and pissing yourself at 18? no? Mommy changing your diaper? You aren't autistic then.

This is why I'm only discussing my problems with Non NTs for now on.

Because of the delusion that you are all special? Good luck with the next 60 years of life or so. This will be tagged to you forever, and not in the way you want my friend. Get over it. Instead of desperately trying to make yourself special, do something interesting with your life. Pretending to be mentally deficient isn't going to do much good for you, and when you get over it, you'll have to deal with this being part of you. Hopefully you can just shrug it off as "Remember in the 20-teens when everyone was 'special'? God I was so stupid back then".

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