Guys, I think I've finally cracked this one.

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We need to fight conspiracy with conspiracy.

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So, let's all get behind this one:

The virus was created as population control. You got us. It's true. BUT - you can't just kill EVERYONE, right? That'd be crazy. The elites and lizard people still need some of us to make shoes and cars and play baseball or whatever, right? So. They created the vaccine knowing only some people would trust it and the people who saw their true lizard selves would be skeptical. See? They double-reverse tricked us. We can triple-reverse trick them by taking the vaccine and continuing the fight!