Not that the shit talker is always the toughest one their though. Most of what I do is for girls, I know it sounds weird or sad, but oh well, I'm fine with it. I'm 6'6" and a very lean and muscular 225lbs, I also use to box. I usually wear loose fitting clothes (conceals my musculature, and sometimes make me look fat). When at parties I occasionally sit on a couch (if available) with my friends (females). This all happened to be the case a week ago. So maybe by about midnight some 6'0" above average musculature fuck head decided he's tough shit, and he has to prove he's the alpha male of the party. He came up to me and slapped me hard on the back and said I look like a bitch, I'm a pretty chill guy and just responded "thanks, it looks like your friends over there are waving to you to come over" (they weren't). Then he told one of the girls I was sitting with she looked like an ugly fucking whale, pushed his palm hard against her nose, made an oinking noise, and began to walk away. I immediately grabbed him by the wrist to stop him and told him to apologize. He said what are you going to do about it you fat fuck and punched me in the gut. I flinched a bit, but not noticeable to anyone that has been drinking. I told him once more to apologize in a stern voice while still holding his wrist. He spat in my face and said fuck you buddy, make me apologize. I took my loose shirt off that made me look fat (wasn't worried about tearing it, I just wanted to show off and scare him a bit), he looked shocked. I didn't hesitate for a second and I punched him right in the mouth. I cut up my knuckles pretty bad, but I knocked out a few of his teeth, chipped some others, and definitely made some more loose and primed to fall out, he fell to the ground with his mouth bleeding heavily. He tried to get up and when he was on his hands and knees I punched him in the back of the head. He went face first into the floor, he was knocked out but alive. I carried him outside and stripped him down to his underwear, and asked one of the house owners if they had a sharpie, they gave me one and I wrote all over him, face, chest, arms, legs, neck, etc. "I hate women and I have a tiny penis" I made sure to write it thick and heavy so it wouldn't wash off. I then went back inside, handed back the sharpie and said sorry for the disturbance, I'll be leaving now. I walked all the girls I was sitting with back to their dorms because they were to drunk to get back safely on their own. I went to my room and cleaned up my hand, and I went to bed the proudest, and probably cockiest mother fucker on the planet. I'd say there are definitely cases when the quiet guy is the most alpha.