ng has just won the Presidental election by 32 percentage points, the largest victory in US history. The downwind effects also hand him the house and the senate.

January 20, 2021.

Yang is inaugurated. His first action is to declare a national emergency and cancel all upcoming elections, on a state and federal level. The magacels protest, but sadly Trump set a nasty precedent.

January 25th, 2021.

The Yang gang has passed UBI.

February 1, 2021.

The first UBI checks arrive. Nvidia stock skyrockets 1200%, intel and AMD follow.

There's a shortage of RTX cards, many gamers are forced to buy 2nd hand 1080 TIs to cope.

February 6, 2021.

Twitch thot has become the fastest growing profession on the planet.

A gamer house is popping up on every corner. The chicken industry can't keep up with tendie demand and there's a shortage, many gamers are forced to eat other foods.

February 12, 2021.

Old daddy mounts a final resistance to the Yang Gang, the magacels are deployed into the streets. They've used their yang dollars to buy AR-15s.

February 16, 2021.

After the violence intensifies, chairman Yang deploys the military to crush the magacels, there are no survivors. The ar-15s proved ineffective against f-22s and aircraft carriers.

February 25, 2021.

Chairman Yang declares that everyone will get an additional 150 dollars per month, directly into your steam wallet.

February 28, 2021.

Valve becomes the most valuable company on earth.

March 2, 2021.

Gabe Newell overdoses on cocaine off the coast of Africa.

March 3, 2021.

Chairman Yang declares a national day of mourning, A government mountain dew code red is sent to every US citizen to be poured out in honor of Gabe.

March 5, 2021.

Feminism has been banned.

march 8, 2021.

Chairman yang promises a government mandated girlfriend to every gamer. There's a shortage of Asian foids, so many gamers are forced to accept ebony foids, because a surplus exists.

March 12, 2021.

Chairman Yang bans female actors from staring in traditionally male roles. Captain Marvel is declared illegal, along with Ghostbusters.

March 15, 2021.

Nvidia is fined 3 trillion dollars for keeping the RTX supply low.

March 17, 2021.

Chadchasing femcels are fleeing to Canada to dodge the GF draft. They'd rather risk death than be forced to date sub 8 men.

March 20, 2021.

Abrams are deployed to the border. Canada attempts to talk Chairman Yang down, but they're no match for the united states.

Canada becomes a colony. Their stockpile of Asian foids is taken and added to our own.

March 23, 2021.

Chairman Yang issues an ultimatum to Asia: 1.5 million foids per month with a BMI not exceeding 23 or face war.