After reading that the president is picking fights with secret service

Losing the election was supposed to do that. Instead now the goobtards over at inforwars and brietbart are having trouble cobbling convincing narratives together. Their viewership is down, the the greater right wing propaganda machine (including Fox) is struggling to keep the churn going. Their ratings are at decade lows.

They needed to lose to get martyr to finally hit critical mass. Instead, they won without a mandate and are being rapidly exposed as corrupt, unlikeable and incompetent. Their propaganda outlets included.

Now if only a few middle-aged, moderately attractive progressives would pull their heads our of their collective asses and start saturating the airwaves with what could be... Guaranteed national healthcare, low cost job training, higher wages, and a clean natural environment, all of it paid for by the disgustingly wealthy pigs currently bribing Trump & co for tax breaks on income they don't have any need for.

Thanks to a very untimely win, everyone with half an education is becoming aware of the vast level of corruption in American Conservatism, and we are primed for a voice of reason to fight back against the oversteps of those that would use their wealth to seek near-permanent "nobility" status in a new pseudo-feudal conservative one-party state.

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