Why don't you just come out and say it. You are so unimaginative and uncreative that your tiny brain can't come up with anything other than Snoke == Plagueis. A new story with a new character can't exist because you can't comprehend it. It baffles you.

This theory, one that literally won't die, gives us a window into your impressions of some of the greatest minds of Star Wars and how you don't think they can come up with anything new and original because of you yourself can't. Embracing this theory is like embracing the idea that Star Wars is really not going to be as good as we hope and dream it will be because it encompasses complete and utter unoriginality.

Maybe Snoke is Plagueis, and maybe he is really Chewbacca without his fur on. Both are supported by the same amount of facts; we know almost nothing about Snoke but a lack of knowledge isn't evidence in itself. You, like the 10 other people that posted this theory this week, or 100s this month, or 1000s this year all completely suck and I'm happy you are furthest from the directing chair. Star Wars would really suck if it set the bar this high.

Can you tell that I'm a little over hearing this theory? Maybe next time you will have more fun writing one if it's original.