Alexander Graham Bell suggested that "Ahoy" should be the standard greeting when answering telephones, instead of "Hello". Which song/title/quote is most improved if "Hello" and "Hi" were replaced with "Ahoy"?

Ahoy, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Ahoy, I love you, let me jump in your game Ahoy, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Ahoy, I love you, let me jump in your game

She's walking down the street Blind to every eye she meets Do you think you'll be the guy To make the queen of the angels sigh?

Ahoy, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Ahoy, I love you, let me jump in your game Ahoy, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Ahoy, I love you, let me jump in your game

She holds her head so high, like a statue in the sky Her arms are wicked, and her legs are long When she moves my brain screams out this song

Sidewalk crouches at her feet Like a dog that begs for something sweet Do you hope to make her see, you fool? Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?

Ahoy, Ahoy, Ahoy, Ahoy, Ahoy, Ahoy, Ahoy I want you, ahoy, I need my baby Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy

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