Alina Gonzalez: thehyperbalistlives in Europe (7/22-7/28/19)

Her travel is about as basic as it gets. You have eight hours in Amsterdam so of course you’d shop for sponges and Walmart-looking used clothes and tacky hair clips, all of which you could order from Amazon (or C&C!) while high on your Silver Lake sofa. Of course you’d sit in a coffee shop filming yourself blathering on and on and onnnnnn (alone), compulsively winking at the camera and “dancing” to the background music for two hours and clearly fishing for attention. Riveting! Hey guess what: two minutes of that is maybe amusing but two hours is super cringey and you’re kind of a joke.

Oh and the blasé, self-assuredness that KLM will reimburse? LOL good luck with that. Hope Dad is ok with not eating much next month because i’d bet there’ll be a call for money to pay for those stroopwaffles and cheap gold chains when the credit card bill comes in. Compulsive and self-destructive spending isn’t a cute little quirk, Alina, no matter how many stories you post about owning it.

I’m in a mood today so I’m extra nasty and but she is just so insufferably arrogant and boring and so laughably OPPOSITE all of the things she claims to be (charming, refreshing, endearing, insightful, woke) that it’s not even fun to hate follow her anymore. She’s a 16 year old, self-entitled, willful brat in a 33 year old body. This woman has some very, very stunted emotional maturity....if Linda is real, then she’s got herself an annuity in office fees with this one.

I of course don’t wish any physical harm to come to her (or anyone for that matter) but damn would it be a hoot to witness her finally fall flat on her face.

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