Once upun a time there was a little girl who loved to sing.
It soon became clear that she had a talent worth nurturing.
So, her mom signed her up for a talent show. She got accepted and would be allowed to sing in front of the evil talent scout, Simon Cowell, notorious for his hatred of little girls, ukulele players, and singer-songwriters. Cowell, the evil overlord of a vast talent exploitation empire, is reported to have stated, "One does not simply skip into my door in a dress, strumming a ukulele, and singing original music."
Well, this little girl wasn't afraid; because her sister colored her hair blue for the event and didn't die. So, Grace performed at the talent show.
Her talent was immediately recognized by Overlord Cowell's court jester, Howie Mandel.
Overlord Cowell was quoted as saying "uuuuuhhhhhhhh..." and no longer disdains dresses, ukuleles, or singer-songwriters.
