To all the cucks talking shit about the most alpha man to ever be on this stream Hampton Brandon......

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Hampton, you little shit? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the streets, and he's been involved in numerous gang shit in Hollywood, and he has over 300 confirmed girls. He is trained in the arts and is the best new content on the entire stream. You are nothing to him but just another hater. He will wipe you the fuck out with punch dodging precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is using Abdul's computer to contact his secret network of deepweb spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, beta. The storm that wipes out the pathetic five toes down life you live. You're fucking gang ganged, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can steal your girl in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with his good looks. Not only is he extensively trained in charming seduction but he has access to the entire arsenal of the Purple Army and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this subreddit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn cuck. He will smoke you like a backwood and you will choke on it. Youre on the wrong track, with the wrong train

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