That is all folks!

You know, I'm pretty sad that Bernie is out of the race. I've supported him for a long time and is policies really struck a chord with me and my family.

We actually discussed Bernie at the dinner table last night, and whilst my wife was serving I was discussing his policies with Trevon (a very close family friend) - and he made some really interesting points. He was massively impressed with how humbly Bernie handled the Black Lives Matter speakers at his event a while ago, and said 'if only more people acted like you and Bernie, America would be a better place for myself and my friends'.

Of course, my son Deshawn eventually joined us at the dinner table. I think I may have upset Deshawn by asking him about politics and he swore at me, but Trevon (once again, a fantastic individual) interjected and told him to watch his manners. I tried steering the topic back to Bernie but Trevon and Deshawn got into a heated discussion about institutional racism (something I believe is a disease in our society).

Deshawn must have been hungry because as I was talking about the disproportionate number of minorities in our jails he took my plate and finished my meal for me - Trevon began to inform him how rude that was but Deshawn's behaviour only got worse. At one point he shouted at Trevon 'I'm sick of this fucking house and this fucking cuck!' My wife asked him not to 'speak to his father like that', but I think she meant to say 'about his father like that'. She works away a lot and is easily confused, so of course I got back to the topic at hand.

Unfortunately, the mood at the table had soured and I was still quite hungry, so I went to the kitchen to cook myself some tendies, and to give Trevon a chance to speak to my son. He really has a way with him. As my meal was microwaving I could hear laughter so I went back in to join the conversation but it seemed that I'd missed the joke. No one could remember the exact details of it, but I digress.

I eventually took my tendies up to my room (my wife and I do not share because I snore too much) and came on here when I saw Bernie was now officially done. I'm so fucking upset that I'm shaking right now, how could this happen? Without Bernie the lives of African-Americans like Trevon and my son will never get better! I went to go break the bad news to my son, but he just slapped my tendies out of my hand and shut his door in my face. He must have already heard.

Anyway, the bottom line is Bernie was our last chance to make America a great place to live in. There won't be another genius like him or Marx for at least another generation! I hope the Democrats realise this soon enough and nominate him anyway, otherwise the money I donated (it was originally going to be Deshawn's college fund) will go to Hillary!

Anyway, I'm going to go and do the washing up whilst my wife and Trevon take a nap. I need something to take my mind off of the injustice that's been done to Bernie.

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