we all must listen to cap,

Listen here you microwaved stick of unsalted butter, I got that scene spoiled for me. You've seen it apparently, so you probably know the nature of the spoiler. What I was doing was creating a contradiction to that scene to make the real spoiler less potent by adding real doubt to it, in the case that this was the scene they were spoiled about. If not, then they will have a pleasant surprise when he doesn't die. Plus, you acknowledge that there is a joke element for those who have seen the movie. Other than being spoiled myself, the reason I chose this scene to fake spoil was because it had the contradictibility of it when you actually watch the scene. It's hard to contradict cap's big scene or Tony's death, but with Clint and Natasha, it was either-or.

Legit spoilers under the highlighter.

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