ALMA_ELMA confirmed casual

HERES A CHATLOG FOR YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WERENT THERE

LuichoX actually i have a friend and we were talking about ocarina

esportsterror9696 you do?!

Oddyesy I think Alma might have held it how you held a normal controller

AwesomeDocHacksaw the meta has just moved up 1 solitary space now

esportsterror9696 luichox has friends

Oddyesy

Luicho having friends

esportsterror9696 :OOOOOO

Alma_Elma

u have le friend xD

Oddyesy that is where the story ends, my friends because that is an obvious lie

Ferno I have friends too ._.

LuichoX and she told me she holds the 64 controller with the dpad/l button thing

Oddyesy EW

LuichoX i thought no one did

Oddyesy WHO DOES THAT WHAT A FILTHY HEATHEN

Alma_Elma uh I still think that's how you're supposed to hold it...

AwesomeDocHacksaw WHO WOULD DARE

esportsterror9696

DAIR

LuichoX dont worry guys i dont have that many friends anyways

esportsterror9696 SICK PUNZZZ

Oddyesy ALMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

esportsterror9696 ECHSdee

Oddyesy WHO HOLDS IT LIKE THAT WHAT WHY HOW DO YOU EVEN GET TO THE ANALOG STICK WHAT PLS

esportsterror9696 sitcom actirs

LuichoX i couldnt get it either

esportsterror9696 actors

Alma_Elma wtf

LuichoX and how the fuck do you press Z

esportsterror9696 very carefully

Alma_Elma that's how ur hands are suupposed to hold it fagit

Oddyesy you guys saw my post from when I was a filthy casual with the wiimote/nunchuk right

LuichoX z targetting on ocarina must have been a bitch

Oddyesy Alma ur doin it wrong

AwesomeDocHacksaw http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/235/9/4/Broken_Controller_by_pandavid333.jpg

Oddyesy http://iwataasks.nintendo.com/_ui/images/wii/sinandpunishment/vol1/Nintendo-64-controller.jpg

Alma_Elma mfw demotivational poster

Oddyesy THAT WAS FROM NINTENDO ITSELF

esportsterror9696 cries

  • esportsterror9696 cries

Alma_Elma how the fuck are you supposed to hold it like that

AwesomeDocHacksaw HOLY SHIT THEY KNOW

Alma_Elma that's so uncomfortable

→ ConnortheGoodra ha ingresado

LuichoX http://beatthegame.net/n64hand1.jpg

Oddyesy did they break the gc controller

  • Oddyesy cries

Alma_Elma I'm telling yhou that's just a fucking dildo

LuichoX how does that even work

esportsterror9696 thats imposssible

ConnortheGoodra what the fuck

esportsterror9696 ngc controllers are impossible to break

Ferno WHAT IS THAT OH GOD

Oddyesy It's only uncomfortable if you have fucking hands the size of my dick

LuichoX lmao

Alma_Elma yooooooooooooo

Oddyesy aka rly rly big

Alma_Elma l m a o

ConnortheGoodra dude that's a sexy 3 prong dildo

AwesomeDocHacksaw GET THAT OF THE SCREEN JUST SEEING IT MAKES MY THUMB HURT

esportsterror9696 ayy lmao

Oddyesy DUDE NINTENDO SHOULD HARE RELEASED A DILDO SIMULATOR FOR THE N64 every time the Z button was pressed the controller would vibrate

Alma_Elma I bet you put the controller on ur crotch u pervert

→ XXXCheckmate ha ingresado

Oddyesy I do when I'm takin a drink goml

Ferno WHOAA XXXCheckmate whats poppin man

LuichoX how the fuck do you press Z

XXXCheckmate z

Alma_Elma where is z

XXXCheckmate like that

LuichoX its not possible

esportsterror9696 behind the analog stick like a gun trigger

XXXCheckmate WHOAAA Ferno whats poppin man

LuichoX Z is the one behind the middle thing

Alma_Elma I don't think I was aware it existed

LuichoX how do you even shield

esportsterror9696 z-cancelling

XXXCheckmate The Z button on n64?

Oddyesy yes

Alma_Elma shield?

LuichoX z target

XXXCheckmate How did you play any game without the z button?

Alma_Elma I never used the shield when I played

Oddyesy what a

LuichoX god

Oddyesy filthy

Ferno :o

Oddyesy casual

Alma_Elma down b

esportsterror9696 z-cancelling = an advanced tech where you dont use the Z button

Alma_Elma down b down b down b

Oddyesy almost as filthy as the mekong river

Alma_Elma PIKAAAAAAAA

AwesomeDocHacksaw http://www.the-elite.net/pic/bustedcontroller.gif SOMEONE BROKE IT

XXXCheckmate What other N64 games did you play?

LuichoX alma only needed grabbing and taunting

Ferno how dare you get out of here

Oddyesy Doc please you're hurting me

XXXCheckmate Did you never shoot a bullet in Goldeneye, either?

Alma_Elma I never played

XXXCheckmate or a long jump in Mario 64?

Oddyesy she also liked to play Pokemon Snap Kappa

Alma_Elma I didn't longjump

LuichoX god what the fuck HOW DO YOU NOT LONGJUMP

esportsterror9696 did you just

Ferno STOP IT

esportsterror9696 not play video games

Alma_Elma I just tried over and over again until it worked

esportsterror9696 confirmed casual

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