Alright maintenance people what's your least and most favorite department to clean

  • None.
  • I am not even maintenance anymore, but its still my job half the time.
  • Things to do list
  • Fridge/Freezer glass
  • Front glass
  • Sweep under the shelves
  • Collect pallets
  • Collect cardboard
  • Make bales
  • Collect trash, particularly when short handed
  • Only do trash, when explicitly told
  • None of the above except trash second line
  • See below
  • Call out often, reference trash
  • Come into work, yet more is done when not here
  • Dust mop stick in one hand
  • Dick in the other
  • Wander up and down the aisles with dust mop, 3 hours sometimes
    • Follow other fuck or lead the other fuck, 2 guys with dust mops 5-10 mins apart
    • There is nothing on the floor at this point, before sweeping it 3 times already
    • Hey, 6 more times makes the difference if there was shit to sweep
    • After sucking it up in the scrubber, do you think there is anything left to sweep?
    • Sweep first, scrub second. One machine is still 2 months down.
  • Not clean the glass
  • Sweep the parking lot, all 3% and fail at it
    • SM's parking spot looks good,
      • 3 tons of trash 100 feet away from it
  • Sweep up pallet chips after someone else moves those heavy bitches
    • mother fucking 30 seconds later, walking around the corner
    • You know they can weight up to 80 lbs wet and I want to slam it into your teeth
  • Don't maintain the machines
    • 1/16th thick scrubber pads after a month, next guy can change it
    • Fuck the wax if that hymem thin pad tears, it can always be redone
    • Machine clogged, who the fuck cares its their Friday
  • Soaps, pads, wax, towels, paper stuff; walk past it 7 days a week but only say something when its out. Oh wait, can't do your job without them but someone else has to say something so you keep your job
  • Dictate what your job is, per your logic
    • Do what you are required, not what you want to do
      • After the manager tells me to go out and help you in the parking lot
      • Blow me off and not in that way, get your mind out of the gutter reddit
      • Next day told by manager personally they have to sweep this area
      • Fuck it, when one ASM isn't here you can still dictate what you want
  • Why the fuck show up? Unemployment is making bank, for doing the exact same thing you are doing right now.
    • Nothing

Yeah, most of my nights. I hate this one fucker with a passion, cruise mode with that dust mop every night and he can't get past first base with it. Second guy, same thing.

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