Alright maintenance people what's your least and most favorite department to cle...
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Alright maintenance people what's your least and most favorite department to clean
None.
I am not even maintenance anymore, but its still my job half the time.
Things to do list
Fridge/Freezer glass
Front glass
Sweep under the shelves
Collect pallets
Collect cardboard
Make bales
Collect trash, particularly when short handed
Only do trash, when explicitly told
None of the above except trash second line
See below
Call out often, reference trash
Come into work, yet more is done when not here
Dust mop stick in one hand
Dick in the other
Wander up and down the aisles with dust mop, 3 hours sometimes
Follow other fuck or lead the other fuck, 2 guys with dust mops 5-10 mins apart
There is nothing on the floor at this point, before sweeping it 3 times already
Hey, 6 more times makes the difference if there was shit to sweep
After sucking it up in the scrubber, do you think there is anything left to sweep?
Sweep first, scrub second. One machine is still 2 months down.
Not clean the glass
Sweep the parking lot, all 3% and fail at it
SM's parking spot looks good,
3 tons of trash 100 feet away from it
Sweep up pallet chips after someone else moves those heavy bitches
mother fucking 30 seconds later, walking around the corner
You know they can weight up to 80 lbs wet and I want to slam it into your teeth
Don't maintain the machines
1/16th thick scrubber pads after a month, next guy can change it
Fuck the wax if that hymem thin pad tears, it can always be redone
Machine clogged, who the fuck cares its their Friday
Soaps, pads, wax, towels, paper stuff; walk past it 7 days a week but only say something when its out. Oh wait, can't do your job without them but someone else has to say something so you keep your job
Dictate what your job is, per your logic
Do what you are required, not what you want to do
After the manager tells me to go out and help you in the parking lot
Blow me off and not in that way, get your mind out of the gutter reddit
Next day told by manager personally they have to sweep this area
Fuck it, when one ASM isn't here you can still dictate what you want
Why the fuck show up? Unemployment is making bank, for doing the exact same thing you are doing right now.
Nothing
Yeah, most of my nights. I hate this one fucker with a passion, cruise mode with that dust mop every night and he can't get past first base with it. Second guy, same thing.