It was a late evening at the dorms in college and I could not sleep. Decided to go have a smoke out at smoker's corner where the benches are. Out of the corner of my eye I see three trashed black girls walking up the other side of the street. It was quite apparent that the largest of them was white girl wasted. They proceed to sit her down on the bench and come across the street. They are being loud and drunk and waving a bottle around (couldn't have that) and this girl I knew was loving it.

Throughout this we notice the girl across the street get up. She stumbled over to a street and began to just start dropping stink nuggets. Through the laughter, I notice some of them got on the sidewalk.

My buddy Dan had just eaten a cabana bowl from Taco C and I decided to pounce. I grab the empty contain and prop it so the lid is up. I write "HUMAN SHIT" on it and proceed to place it next to the poo and hang out until 8 AM classes start.

The sun rose and I waited. Finally, one poor soul took a big ol' step in the shit and looked down and then looked to the heavens in disgust. It was only then I noticed he did a double take at the box and froze. Pure definition of "Fuck my life"