Ladies take note**

15 reasons why I would never "stalk" you: 1. you trigger my mental illness symptoms and act like I'm just crazy when I tell you exactly why I'm upset and how to help me 2. you made fun of my mental illness anytime I reached out for comfort and reassurance 3. you were always too busy for me but never busy enough to fuck around on Facebook. 4. You refuse to have any logical discussion with me and when we did, you considered any disagreement of fact to be a fight. 5. You would ask me to move in, break up with me, then two weeks later accuse me of not wanting to move in with you when we got back together 6. You treated your flesh light with more respect than me. 7. You let your parents dictate your relationship and don't have the balls to stand up to your mother because you believe it will cause a rift that can never be mended. 8. You allow anyone and everyone to believe I am either a moron, a whore, or mentally disabled when in fact I have always been more educated than you could ever imagine being 9. You made fun of my religion 10. You made fun of me for wanting to expand my spiritual health by delving through religious texts 11. You ignored me when I needed you the most. 12. You drained me of all energy 13. You called me materialistic for expecting a card but when I didn't send you something I heard about it for the rest of our relationship 14. You refuse to admit you've ever done wrong and refuse to believe your actions have consequences. 15. Every time I moved on to someone who actually appreciates what I bring to the table you act like you've changed until I came back to you, only to break up with me again.

Reasons why you believe I'm stalking you: 1. You post about me on public forums and believe I won't stand up for myself against your bullshit even after we're split. It's happened twice now. You've even posted about how obsessed you are with me. Move on.