I Am Kristen Schaal (The Last Man On Earth, Bob’s Burgers, Gravity Falls). AMA!

fdvfggvV 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʇɐɥʇ sǝʞᴉl ǝʎƎ pɹᴉɥ┴) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʇɐɥʇ sǝʞᴉl ʍǝɹƆ uʎlʞooɹq) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʇɐɥʇ sǝʞᴉl ʎoq pɐq) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʇɐɥʇ sǝʞᴉl uʍoʇd∩) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʇɐɥʇ sǝʞᴉl ɐᴉɟɐW ɹoᴉunſ ˙˙˙ɐǝ⅄) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʇᴉɥsllnq) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʎʇɹɐԀ) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʇᴉɥsllnq) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ puɐ (˙ʎʇɹɐԀ) 'ʇᴉɥsllnq puɐ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ

[sǝuᴉl pǝʇɔǝlǝs ɹǝʇɟɐ ƃuᴉʞlɐʇ ɟɟnԀ /ʍ snɹoɥƆ]

˙ʇɐɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ǝuoƃ ɯ,I puɐ 'uo s,ʇᴉ pu∀ uouƃᴉɹɹǝԀ uop ɟo ɟɟo ʞunɹp ʎssᴉd ɹǝɥ ʇǝפ uʍɐɥS l,ᴉ˥ ǝʞᴉl ʇsǝɥɔ ɹǝɥ uo sǝᴉʞɔᴉɥ ʇnd uɐɔ ᴉ oS ¿ƃuolɐ ʇǝƃ llɐ ʇsnɾ ǝʍ ʇ,uɐƆ

[,,¡llᴉɥɔ 'uɐɯ 'llᴉɥɔ o⅄,, ƃuᴉllǝʎ dn ʇᴉ sʞɐǝɹq ǝᴉƃƃᴉq 'ƃuᴉnƃɹɐ puɐ ƃuᴉllǝʎ ǝldoǝd ɟo spunos ǝlqɐɹǝɥdᴉɔǝpuᴉ 'sdoʇs ɔᴉsnW]

ʇno ǝʞoɹq ʇɥƃᴉɟ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɐ puɐ uʍoɹɥʇ sɐʍ sʍolq ʇno pǝʞoɥɔ ʇoƃ pᴉʞ ɐ 'ʇno ǝʞol oʇ ʇɹɐʇs zɐƃƃᴉN uǝʞǝuᴉǝH ɐ ʇɥƃnoq 'ʇunlq ɹǝɥʇouɐ dn pǝlloɹ uᴉɐƃɐ suᴉʞs ,uᴉʇʇᴉɥ ɯ,I ,,ɯlɐɔ ǝʌɐǝl s,ʇǝ˥,, pᴉɐs puɐ ɯɹɐ ʎɯ pǝqqɐɹƃ ǝɥS ɯlɐd ʎɯ ʇno uᴉʇɐǝ sɹǝʞooɥ ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ I ¿ɯɹɐɥɔ ʎɯ ʇᴉ sI ƃuᴉʞuᴉʇs ǝᴉƃƃᴉq ɐƃƃᴉu sᴉɥʇ uɐɥʇ pɐq llǝɯs ʎǝuoɯ ɟI ƃuᴉʞuᴉɥʇ ɹǝʞooɥ ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ 'ƃuᴉʞuᴉɹp 'ƃuᴉʞoɯs ǝɹ,ǝʍ puɐ ʇsᴉɐʍ sᴉɥ uᴉ ʞɔolƃ ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ sǝnbɔɐſ ƃᴉq uɐɯ ʎW uoᴉʇɐʇoɹ uᴉ sʇunlq 'suoᴉʇɐsɹǝʌuoƆ ɯnɹ uɐɔᴉɐɯɐſ ɥʇᴉʍ unɟ ǝʌɐɥ pu∀ unƃ ɐ ǝʇoʇ oʇ ʍoH 'Ɩ0Ɩ ǝᴉƃƃᴉq ǝlʇʇᴉl ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ɹǝɥ ʇᴉH ʇsnɾ ʇɥƃᴉɯ ᴉ ʞuᴉɥʇ ᴉ 'ssǝɹp ʇɥƃᴉʇ ɐ uI snoǝʇɥƃᴉɹ ƃuᴉʞool ʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ sǝɥɔʇᴉq

[snɹoɥƆ]

¡sʞund uʍop ,uᴉʇɐǝq ʇᴉɥs uɐᴉqnu-puɐɹq ǝɯos ɹO ʞunʞs puɐ ʎuuǝH ǝɥʇ ɟɟo 'ʞunɹp ʎssᴉԀ ʇɹɐʇs uǝʌǝ ʇᴉ ǝɹoɟǝq ʎʇɹɐd ǝɥʇ dn ʞɔnℲ ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uᴉ ɹɐǝɟ ʇnd 'ɐʎ ploʇ I ɐƃƃᴉN oʇ pǝsoddns ǝɹ,noʎ pǝɹɐɔs noʎ ɐƃƃᴉN ɹǝsopɹǝʌo ʇsɐoɔ ʇsɐǝ ǝɥʇ ɯ,I llǝʇ oʇ pɹɐɥ ʇ,uᴉɐ ʇI (¡ƎIפפIq) ¿ʇɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ oɥʍ 'xǝlɟ ɐuuɐʍ zɐƃƃᴉN (¡ƎIפפIq) ¿ʞɔɐq ɹnoʎ ʇoƃ oɥʍ 'ʇuoɹɟ ɐuuɐʍ zɐƃƃᴉN ⅄Oq p∀q ɐ ɯ,I 'ɐddoԀ ƃᴉq ƃuᴉddoʇs ou ʇ,uᴉɐ 'ƃuᴉddoɥ ǝoɥ 'ƃuᴉddod ʇǝoW ʇnoqɐ sᴉ sʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs ,uᴉlloɹʇs puɐ ɯɐoɹ ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɯ,ᴉ ǝʌol ǝɯ pǝǝu noʎ ɟᴉ ɹǝlloH sǝoɥs ʎɯ uᴉ s,ᄅᄅ˙ oʍʇ 'op ǝɹnS ǝɔᴉǝd ʎɯ pɐɥ I ɟᴉ ǝɯ pǝʞsɐ 'ɟǝǝq pɐɥ ǝɥ pᴉɐS sʇɔǝɾoɹd ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʍǝuʞ I ʇɐɥʇ ᴉǝS uɐɯ ʎɯ uǝǝS sʞɔǝuɥƃnoɹ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ spunoԀ 'sʎǝuoɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sƃnH

[6x] ˙˙˙puɐ 'ʇᴉɥsllnq pu∀ ˙˙˙ʎʇɹɐԀ [:snɹoɥƆ]

˙˙˙sᴉ op ɐuuɐʍ ǝʍ llɐ ǝsnɐƆ ʍǝɹɔ ʎɯ puɐ ǝɯ ʇsnɾ 'ʇno ƃuᴉqɯnp ,uᴉʇunɥ ʞɔnp sɐʍ ᴉ ǝʞᴉl zɐƃƃᴉu ʇɐ ,uᴉʞɹɐq puɐ ,uᴉƃƃnq ,uᴉɥʇǝɯos ʇɹɐʇs oʇ ǝɯ ɹoℲ ,uᴉʇuoɹɟ ʇnq ,uᴉɥʇou ǝʞɐʇ ʇ,uop ʇI ssǝɯ ɐ sᴉ zɐƃƃᴉu ǝsnɐƆ, ʇsǝɥɔ ʎɯ uo ʇsǝʌ ʎɯ ʍoɹɥʇ ᴉ ʇnq ʇoɥs ʇǝƃ ʇ,uop I ǝdoɥ I 'ʇou ɟI ¿ʇɐƃ ʎɯ ƃuᴉɹq ᴉ uɐɔ pu∀ ,,¿ʇɐ ʎʇɹɐd ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥM,, sᴉ ʍouʞ ɐuuɐʍ ǝʍ llɐ ʇnq ʇɐɥɔ oʇ ʇuɐʍ sʎǝuoH sʞɔᴉʞ ʎlɟ uᴉʞɔoɹ sʞɔᴉʞǝpᴉs ʎɯ ɥʇᴉʍ sʞɔᴉʞǝpᴉs pu∀ sʇɔɐ uᴉ dn sʞɔɐs ƃuᴉʞoɯs 'ʞɔɐlq ,uᴉƃuno˥ ʞɔɐsdɐuʞ ʎɯ uᴉ ɔɐɯ ɐ ʇoƃ ᴉ ʍoN ǝsooƃǝlqqnq ʎɯ uᴉ ǝɔnǝp ǝɔnǝp ǝɥʇ pu∀ ǝɔnp ,ǝɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ pǝsn I ǝuǝɔs ǝɥʇ uo ɐƃƃᴉu ʎqqnɥɔ ɐ 'uǝǝʇɹᴉɥʇ ǝɔuᴉS ǝuᴉʇnoɹ ʎlᴉɐp ɐ sɐʍ sʇunlq ƃuᴉʞoɯS sǝssɐ ƃuᴉzǝǝnbs 'sǝssɐlɔ uᴉʇʇnɔ 'sǝssɐd ɯooɹɥʇɐq ɐɹǝ looɥɔs ɔᴉlqnd ǝɥʇ ǝɔuᴉs ɹoɹɹǝʇ ɐ sɐʍ I gv

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