Asshole brain: No you idiot you can't get help. Even if you could you it wouldn't work. Give up. Die. Obsess over minor purchases and neglect your mental health.

Self-preserving brain: uh no that's not true I know exactly how to find help

Asshole brain: no

Self-preserving brain: uh yeah no I don't like this, this is self defeating and does nothing

Asshole brain: fuck you we deserve this

Wise brain: uh yeah the therapist is right there waving at you.

Asshole brain: pulls out a megapgone .......

Self-preserving brain: oh fuck not again

Wised brain: try your best to ignore it

Asshole brain: incomprehensible but oddly hypnotic demonic screaming

Self preservation brain: oh god fucking damnit guess I better start dialling dialing up 911 now

Wise brain: just ride it out, it'll get better

Self hatred brain jumps out from behind a bush and beats self preservation brain into a coma as kind brain watches, utterly paralyzed with horror. In the process of the phone is smashed into the ground

Self hate brain: see wise guy, this is what happens. You try and preach about self help and I'll just keep coming back and beat the life out of us

Wise brain: won't last forever

Self hate brain: pulls out another megaphone

Wise brain: Well....better start dragging the poor bastard to the hospital