I'm curious and interested in many things. But right now I'm just hungry and want to skype while I cook.
About me: I'm very open-minded, silly, witty, warm-hearted and an agnostic. Interesting topics might be: News, computer/nerd stuff, politics, mind/psyche, research, discussions or funny nonsense - but actually it doesn't matter what. I like crazy stuff, cultures, being chilled as well as being active, crazy and curious, Discovery Channel, South Park, Zelda, Matrix, all kind of discussions and I am full of love. Plus, don't make me naughty - right now I just wanna cook, ok? Maybe.
Sometimes I'm a little shy, sometimes very cheeky and my personality can be light as well as profound. Just a little sunshine which is hungry and wants to cook NOW so get off your lazy tush and make me a princess. <3 Btw I'm so awesome that I know how the world works but I'm not gonna tell you. <3
Don't be an ass - correct me (=your highness) in the super rare situations I make mistakes, otherwise I won't get better. Since I'm very mean I totally need to feel superior so tell me all kind of compliments. Don't you dare to be stingy! As a beginning present I'll give you those hearts (<3<3<3) because I'm lovely, you little worm! Be gentle 'cause I'm the soulmate you always wanted. Additionally I have big boobies (super amazing!) but you're not gonna see them because my awesomeness doesn't allow that!
In case I'm merciful I'll think about talking with you on Facebook or ICQ. - Stupid Americans, always preferring Skype and MSN. You can't implement that fucking API anymore! I can't use that Microsoft-NSA-thing in my beloved Trillian! Curse you! -
Back to the topic: I'm the ultimate cuteness so bow down, ordinary mortals! I need a servant who talks to me while I cook my food (yes, I mean COOK and that's not a metaphor for anything else you dirty dick-head!). Btw I'm so fucking mysterious, you won't get to know anything about me. Maybe. Sometimes I'm too lazy to talk so I expect you to be entertaining because I'm shy and helpless. Maybe.
One last thing: Just so you know, I LOVE wood pigeons and if you're an I-kill-wood-pigeons-to-eat-them-Guy I'll bite your head off. Eat other things! Wood pigeons are the holiest living beings on the planet, everything else is less worthy in the food chain. They're cuter than you'll ever be! Chickens are less cute, eat them! Don't be afraid, I don't bite... hard. <3 And don't expect too much, all I can do is being cute, you dick-head.
Still reading? Ok, here comes the bonus: I am able to make you happy* no matter what happened if you're a rich ass who buys me a castle. The castle needs to be made of electronics and chocolate. * (having a broken biochemistry which even meds can't handle doesn't count) As a thanks, I'll make you a paper frog.
Still reading? Ok, a little more serious. I can love this world and people unconditionally - even though sometimes I behave like a lonely vampire. I just hope we'll have a nice conversation. If you wanna cry, you can cry, if you wanna laugh, you can laugh. If we're too stupid to talk about anything - hearing you breathe is a nice thing too creepy smile