Am I wiping my ass wrong?

Break tissue in 2-3 squares; fold the squares and wipe while standing - wipe starting from balls to your back. 2-3-4-5 wipes / however many you need till the paper comes back with only yellowish. If you see shit on the paper, your ass is dirty. After its yellowish/clean-ish, you break another 5-6squares of paper and fold it evenly and put aside. Then you fill your favorite gatorade bottle with water and pour it with your second favorite hand behind your back towards your ass crack; you wash your asshole and asshole area with your favorite hand. When the water is finished, you will stand up at 45 degrees and use your dry-bottle-holding-hand to grab that 5-6 folded paper to dry your fucking ass so that your bboxers dont get all wet. You gonna throw that last paper into the toilet. You gonna pull up your boxers. Flush. Proceed to wash your hands 3-4 times with fucking soap. Voila. Your ass is as clean as possible and your hands smell like soap. Mission accomplished.

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