Must of really gotten under your skin to motivate your mental gymnastics there.

I'll give a serious response if you can go back to square one and offer a challenging argument. The "reading comprehension" argument is a tell-tail that you are attempting to flex verbal skills that you are just now developing but realize that you are not confident in your own position or ability yet. With that in realization, you attempt to use it as a cheap shot to undermine someone else's position, which sometimes works, but only if they are also insecure.

Sure that response I made could be argued as a straw-man argument but as I mentioned, I'm no longer interested in "showing you up" since I'm bored with that topic.

You'll probably keep trying to find a way to get under my skin, but I know you'll take my advice the next time you end up in a debate with someone.