Americans, what do you actually think of Canadians?

To understand that you must understand that back in 2004 I went to a music festival. At this music festival I stayed at a hotel, the hotel was inhabited by about 60 people. We all knew each other from an online PHPbb forum that was built around one of the bands performing at this music festival.

It was a yearly event. I went in 2002, 2003, and 2004. We talked all year on the forum, then once a year in the summer, we went to this festival and all stayed at the same hotel and hung out all weekend. It was a lot of fun. Around 60ish people, all from different parts of the US and a couple of guys from Canada.

Now, this hotel was one of those hotels that is only 1 level. We all were in and out of each other's rooms all the time, and we all stayed pretty fucked up throughout the whole weekend. LOTS of drinking. Well one night the toilet in my room fucked up, BAD. I dunno what happened. But the owner was getting sick and damn tired of our shenanigans, we were admittedly pretty loud, but then again the ONLY people at the hotel was us, so no one was complaining. But he still had a stick up his ass about us so I didn't wanna tell him about the toilet and get him pissed. So I just stopped using the toilet and used other people's.

I told everyone about this toilet problem so no one would use my toilet.

One of the Canadian guys who I had been hanging out with a lot went into that bathroom and took the biggest diarrhea shit you've ever seen and of course I couldn't get it to flush, so it just sat there stinking up my room for the rest of the time I was at the hotel.

I didn't even know it was him, I spent most of the weekend trying to figure out who had done it.

When I got back home he had posted a picture on the message board of himself sitting on that toilet flipping me the bird.

Fuck Canada.

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