Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
6 foot 9, weighs a goldarn ton
Democrats beware
Democrats beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Let me give it to you straight about the Great Communicator
The Teflon President, the People's favorite legislator
When he took the oath of office an' tha R-dog start to chill
It was morning in America, a shining city on the hill.

Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
6 foot 9, savior of the nation
Liberals beware
Liberals beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

The first thing that he did was put the prayer back in school
Let infected homos die and made the war on drugs look cool
Got shot by a nut, took a bullet in the gut
The only thing the doctors found was cancer in his butt

Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
6 foot 9, made of radiation
Lebanon beware
Grenada beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Met with Gorbachev and slapped the spot right off his head
He called their empire evil, joked we'll bomb them 'till they're dead
Sold guns to the mullahs, pinned the blame on Jimmy Carter
They put Ollie North on trial but it just made him a martyr

[ the Reaganette's sing: ]
He'll save the little children, but only rich white children
He'll save the little children, but only rich white children
He'll save the little children, but only rich white children

Reagan busted up the unions like a big vanilla wafer
He fired striking ATC which made the airlines safer
Got rid of all the taxes, made the government concede it
Invented trickle down and all the stupids still believe it

Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
6 foot 9, zombie politician
The present beware
The future beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming