I agreed to take my cousins cat to the vet because she was busy. I just had to take it there then bring it home plus the vets instructions.

I got there and the vet takes the cat out the back, and it sounds like he is squeezing the cat because it's making strangled meowing sounds. He comes back out to the room full of people and started telling me how constipated the cat was and how this cream needs to be rubbed on the cats ass. Then he started telling me how much poo came out.

"It was a LOT, do you want to see?"

I'm like "No, it's fine, I believe you".

I'm not very good at hiding my expressions on my face and the lady behind him was just losing it laughing.