An ode to u/phins_up

There was a time, not long ago
We had a bot, and he did know
The best of words, used to describe
The other teams, the degenerate tribes
Whenever mention was made, you know what would come
Jets, bills, Patriots, fuck them all, it's great fun
Then a sad day came, the day the words stopped
The hated ones were mentioned, but the fucks weren't dropped
A ban had been passed, we lost a dear friend
Oh u/phins_up,
such an unfortunate end
We all long for the days, the halcyon past
When we were the most vulgar, so vile and crass
So though you are gone, we never forget
The way you said fuck the bills, patriots and jets!


2 spaces after each line kills the double spacing format.

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