Fuck it. Sorry time. I’m a “good”person that was in a bad place in life and a bad house in a bad town. Doing not so awesome things. Now I’m just more of a spectator and like 17 but I’m in the House. House got hit. I’ll just go with “several task forces” hit the house with some urban assault vehicle tank thing. Door was cracked like four inches but they hit it with the ram breached whatever. Came into the finally made it to the garage where I was smoking pot. Yelled “GET DOWN” I drop my joint and the tiny female pit sands over me with her stomach touching my back. 3 fully armored swat agents with assault riffles with 30 magazine clips standing at the the garage door 15 feet from my stoned ass. Then they yelled “IF THE DOG MOVES SHOOT IT!!!” Wasn’t very confident about them shooting the dog that was touching my back. Was pretty sure if the dog went on a straight line from me to them to give kisses then 3 30 magazine clips would have put 2 ricochets into me so not chill for 9 am on a Saturday. After tearing the place apart they just ripped up 6 weed plants and left them there. Bummed it wasn’t the busy they hoped for I guess.