Likely gonna get buried. Two stories. I got hit by a car when I was 20. Got a cool helicopter ride I’ll never remember. Apparently they gave me some sorta drugs. I do remember being in the ER completely naked and someone telling me they were going to take me upstairs to a room. With my mother and younger brother at my bedside I yelled out that hopefully they bring all those hot nurses upstairs too!

After that accident I had to have a knee surgery. They tell you to take out any jewelry. I didn’t think much of it. My mother took me home after the surgery and said that the doctor had to come out to ask permission to remove body jewelry I left in, and my mom said what kind of jewelry and the doctor said “um, it’s down there” and my horrified mother said oh my god yes do what you have to do. So I’m sitting in the passenger seat of the car loopy as shit and my mom hands me a dentures case with the jewelry in it and I blurt out “well yeah damn I forgot to take that out! Wanna see it?” She just said no thanks and drove me home. It was only a few days later I realized what had happened.