starts dancing like Pennywise for no real reason

By the way, wouldn't Satan having a little cum rag be inefficient? I mean, by a lot of people's interpretations, Satan's a really big guy (In terms of his body size, maybe down there? Not really sure, don't really wanna know), so wouldn't a cum rag that's small by our standards get stuck in his urethra or something? That sounds legitimately painful, even by the standards of someone literally living in Hell, and not even the S&M "it's supposed to turn you on" kind of pain. More like the "Why the fuck did this happen? Please make it stop" kind of pain, you know?

Also, cuddling. That's one of my sick perversions.