I'm lazy and sleep depriveds so I made this in a few minutes. Looks like I'm not getting that Bastille flair so soon.
calry: hey grems
grems: wat do u want wiv me calry
calry: im the quen of poophedz
grems: wat r u talkin about calry
calry: they like emoshan mor than orth angles
grems: fuck u calry ur just a flop
calry: lol cal me maybe was a hit u never got to chert
grems: frist of al hdu fite me irl im gonna join the ufc bitch imma kil verses maim u
calry: idgaf about ur ufc they still like emoshan mor. buy emoshan on itones
grems: stfu i rly lik u sux
calry: well i rly rly rly rly rly rly dont lik u grems
grems: crying angles wil cri wen its rainen
calry: jk grems i rly rly rly rly rly rly lik u
grems: u only lik me wen u thnik im lokin sad
calry: dats not tru i akshale want u 2 gime luv
grems: sorry calry but il never be ur drem gurl
calry: idc im not the taip of gurl 4 u anyway
grems: wat u lokin @ me 4 den calry
calry: im gest starin into olbivion... aka were ur carer is goin after u sold out 2 suised sqad bc not even indyheds wil luv u no more
grems: stfu im the wolrd prisness of poophedz and indyhedz
calry: dey hav moar flers of me
grems: πψιλωήιλωήππφ
calry: w t f grems is dat greakc
grems: idk they just lok col dats wat im calin my new ablum btw
calry: grems htf do u prononce dat
grems: ▲▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▲
calry: o cool can i neam my nekst album e▲mo▐shan
grems: no calry i soh dat frist bc i envented unicod
calry: ur just havin ellae halocenashens
grems: calry pls ur eazelee the most furgotn signer of the decayd u gota fays realiti
calry: i got 11k+ fans bitch wil u aint even got boi prolbems
grems: u gota get bac 2 lief and snap out of ur vivid drems bc mtraen has moar hits den u
calry: wtf grems i dont deserve al dat rost
grems: ha ha ha ha ha
calry: wat is dat laf grems
grems: sry calry just lafing n not bein normal
calry: i dident jest cum hea 2 dens if u no wat i men
grems: idk wat u men calry
calry: ffs grems im just goin 2 da stor
grems: buy vij'ens and 1/2-axa 4 me pls
calry: grems i dont think dats 4 sel
grems: aaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiioooooooou
calry: grems wtf
grems: spes n tiem calry spes n tiem
calry: k i gota go make a new trek wiv cp muzek so we can maek anoder exprement on poophedz agen
grems: calry i can help u
calry: ur a flop 2 anyway lest go maek teh most of teh nite. lets meak some worm blod slapter
grems: calry no just felsh wiv out blod
calry: k grems
grems: wat if dey catch us calry if my sistor fiend out shes gona say teh sadest thengs
calry: in dat caes just run away wiv me
grems: k