It was Robinsons Galleria or I think it was and we just wanted to go out somewhere we don’t go to much. It was a big ass mall, lots of shit to see, iba vibe from the usual malls near us so probably haha.

I had a really bad case of LBM at the time, I was very very young then, siguro mga 7 or 8. The doctor advised my parents that I don’t eat oily foods and try to steer clear from malansa stuff that could disrupt my stomach. Pero ayon, as we were walking down the food court, my lola (loved me loads and was the best ever) felt so bad that I wasn’t eating anything good (and yes, I did want to eat good, greasy food, little food junkie kid lol) so she bought me KFC. I was unsure if I should eat it but the chicken got the better of me and I demolished it.

A little while later, I think 2 hours after, I went to the nearest toilet and went in a stall while my mom was handing me tissues and wet wipes. I just felt absolutely shitty while I was shitting lol (fun to type haha). Finished, went out, and we started walking ulit to burn the calories hahaha but then I felt even worse bigla and it’s a good thing there were lots of those cylinder garbage cans because I burst like a fucking geyser and started vomiting. Mind you, I never vomited and until now, that’s the only time I’ve barfed. It was sooooooo weird kasi the feeling of that pain in your nostrils with the bile forming and wanting to be released. Tangina bro, I felt like I was dying. People were looking and I didn’t give a shit anymore cuz I had to let it all out. After that, I tried powering through and walk pero I was so weak talaga and I really wanted my dad to carry me but I was a big kid na lol.

I think I got carried somehow tho kasi I woke up and was already in the car pero I felt sooooo tired and weak. One place and the next and biglang nasa bahay na kami. Went straight to bed with my mom nursing me kasi I developed a fever. Honestly, until now, it still feels like a really bad fever dream, the semi-coagulated and watery shit, sour vomit in those specifically designed cylinder cans with the circular hole on top, and the fucking KFC fried chicken that was so good but made me feel so bad lmao.