Actual true story inbound:

be me

17 at the time

beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him

pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me

have a younger sister, 16 at this time

my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone

announces that she's "seeing someone" father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.

few days later, brings the dude home

tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses

visibly nervous

my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"

discuss for a few minutes

they go out

dad tells me "it isn't going to last"

sis comes home

announces it was "fun"

around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl

she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back

about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother

"We're not a thing anymore"

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tell my father this

laughs uncontrollably

mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

XD