I love this one so much.

"Fire a Bow" is exactly what my little brother would say, and then this drawing would be both Dad's an my immediate reaction to him saying "Fire a Bow". We would both simultaneously chuck our bows at him, then he would take several seconds to figure out what had just happened. Then we would all laugh. Basically the entire relationship between me, my brother, and our dad is just built off shitty wordplay.

"How much macaroni do you want, just a little bit? Alright, here's exactly one noodle, enjoy."

"Can I go get your phone charger? Yep." *Proceed to do absolutely nothing until they ask "Will you go get my phone charger"*

"You want me to bring you some water? Here's an ice cube."

"Oh, you meant liquid water? Sure, here's liquid water in my bare hands."

"Oh, you want liquid water in a cup? Here's half an ounce of liquid water."

"Oh, you want me to fill the cup up with liquid water? Why didn't you just say so?" *Holds cup under running faucet until it's literally overflowing, then hand it over while it's in serious spilling danger*

"Oh, you didn't want the water to be hot? Well cold water was the first thing I brought you, but you didn't want that, either!"