Anon goes to church

Be me

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Love Mondays

Hate lasagna

Love dogs

Hate cats

Tormented by demon

Demon takes catlike form

Hates Mondays

Loves Lasagna

Hates Dogs

Hates cats too

Strange how even cats hate cats

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Live with demon for many years

Become adult

Take my dog to vet

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Hubbahubba

There's one wrinkle

She sees demon too

Thinks he's regular cat

Treats him like regular cat

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Only thing more terrifying than demon

Is that someone else sees it

Demon meeting veterinarian causes a change in its behavior

Still disruptive, less destructive

Still annoying, less harmful

Becomes almost family friendly

Try to get closer to this woman

Try to unravel why it is that she can see the demon too and why she's not scared of it

Spend years trying to find how she can control the demon so

Develop a crush on her

One day I ask her out

She smiles warmly

We have known each other for so long that the date goes will

Almost like a married couple

She asks if I can come home with her

I'm somewhat timid, this is the best I could have hoped for

She says she has something to show me

She pins me down

My lizard brain almost totally overtakes me

But curiosity has eaten away at me too long and I do not want to forget to ask

I ask her if I can ask her a question first

She excitedly says yes

I ask her if she believes in demons

Her tone turns sly

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She pins me more tightly

I explain to her she was the first person I met that recognized mine that I named Garfield

She says to me "I'm sorry Jon"

Suddenly

Consumed by blackness

An inky black void that stretches in every direction

Days pass

Lifetimes seem to pass

eternities seem to pass

Turns out the whole time

I only dreamed I was a DreamingButterflyBot that shit posted all over r/greentext

But was actually Jon

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