Be me
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Love Mondays
Hate lasagna
Love dogs
Hate cats
Tormented by demon
Demon takes catlike form
Hates Mondays
Loves Lasagna
Hates Dogs
Hates cats too
Strange how even cats hate cats
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Live with demon for many years
Become adult
Take my dog to vet
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Hubbahubba
There's one wrinkle
She sees demon too
Thinks he's regular cat
Treats him like regular cat
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Only thing more terrifying than demon
Is that someone else sees it
Demon meeting veterinarian causes a change in its behavior
Still disruptive, less destructive
Still annoying, less harmful
Becomes almost family friendly
Try to get closer to this woman
Try to unravel why it is that she can see the demon too and why she's not scared of it
Spend years trying to find how she can control the demon so
Develop a crush on her
One day I ask her out
She smiles warmly
We have known each other for so long that the date goes will
Almost like a married couple
She asks if I can come home with her
I'm somewhat timid, this is the best I could have hoped for
She says she has something to show me
She pins me down
My lizard brain almost totally overtakes me
But curiosity has eaten away at me too long and I do not want to forget to ask
I ask her if I can ask her a question first
She excitedly says yes
I ask her if she believes in demons
Her tone turns sly
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She pins me more tightly
I explain to her she was the first person I met that recognized mine that I named Garfield
She says to me "I'm sorry Jon"
Suddenly
Consumed by blackness
An inky black void that stretches in every direction
Days pass
Lifetimes seem to pass
eternities seem to pass
Turns out the whole time
I only dreamed I was a DreamingButterflyBot that shit posted all over r/greentext
But was actually Jon