Anon hates Titanic

No, it's the difference between someone jerking off to porn and someone jerking off to the bra section of the sears catalog.

The Titanic wasn't supposed to be a sexy fuck-fest. It's about a boat sinking and killing thousands.

I'm saying it's weird that people bring up her tits every time the movie is mentioned considering it's not a very sexy scene at all. They fuck in a car. She just lies there. Of all the movies for anyone to be all "ooh tits!" the Titanic is a fucking weird one.

Schindler's List had tits. So did The Big Chill. But we usually don't talk about Glenn Close's bush because the movie is a drama, as is the Titanic.

But I don't know. Maybe seeing all those people drowning was a real boner killer for me.

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