Anon plays a surprise campaign.

Hm. Now I'm thinking about my stats.

Dexterity is my worst stat. I'm shit at every athletic sport known to humankind. My eyes don't work right, so I have a hard time even catching a ball. And my reflexes are stupid slow.

Strength is probably a little below average. I'm about as strong as you'd expect a 5'4" woman who barely exercises to be.

I'm mostly healthy, but lacking in stamina. So I guess Constitution's average or slightly below.

Wisdom is decent, I think. A little above average.

Charisma and Intelligence are my best stats. I'm a bit awkward, but I'm also very friendly and sincere, and people tend to like and trust me quickly. I also have a master's in mathematics. I teach college math classes, and I'm a very good lecturer, which means that I have both the know-how and the communication skills to present complex ideas to inexperienced people in a way that they can understand.

Numbers? Maybe:

  • 8 Str
  • 7 Dex
  • 10 Con
  • 17 Int
  • 12 Wis
  • 15 Cha

or thereabouts.

That would make me well-suited to be a wizard. Although I could be a decent bard. And I do sing and play ukulele in real life.

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