Anon waits in a bathroom line.

Tbh I am kinda annoyed by how the media is portraying Pat's personal collections as something to be shocked by.

I mean, the poor dude suffered an unfortunate psychotic episode and the last thing he needs is the public demonising him for his hobbies which aren't even a big deal imo.

Plenty of people in Florida have a lot more guns than Pat and skulls collections are a lot more common than one might expect.

What one keeps at home for personal reasons is nobody else's business. I too, collect animal and human skulls which I use for aesthetic, religious, and sexual purpose.

My collection of authentic hand filleted craniums are lovingly cared for and displayed on my satanic altar, and occasionally one or two are brought to my temple of sin where I usually start by rubbing my wet young cunt against the cold hard cranal calcium before eventually gaping my anus with a speculum and accepting the skeletal trophy left behind by a long departed soul into my forbidden chocolate tunnel.

I begin to furiously rub my cunt as my innards embrace the bony remnants of the futility of life until my whole body quivers in morbid orgasmic bliss and clenches against the cranal artifact.

As I lovingly extract the skull from my post-orgasmic orifice, I begin to dream of one day being blessed by a similar fate. That of the sweet embrace of death followed by a vigorous post-mortal decapitation resulting in my slutty skull ending up a hot skinny goth dude's sexy bleached anus lol.

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