3. Anti-bragging time! How badly have you gotten your ass kicked?

Anti-bragging time! How badly have you gotten your ass kicked?

Pretty good at basketball, so our PT univ. teacher made me play one on one with a girl around my age. She was playing professionally, in a team/league.

Dribbling her was easy, three pointers were whooshing right and left...I was royally kicking her ass. Until she realized that I was carefully avoiding any physical contact with her (didn't want to hurt her and most important, my girlfriend was also watching and she was going batshit when I was talking with other girls...not to mention touching and almost fondling one, lol)

So, she started hiding the ball, turning her back to me every time she had it, or getting the ball behind her back and pushing her breasts forward, in my direction. No way in hell I was approaching her in those poses.

Yeah, lost the match in the end. Got royally beaten by a pair of breasts and a cute but.

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