despite the fact i mention it all the fucking time lol.

Despite the fact you tried to hide it. You know it's embarrassing and frankly weird, so you think now by embracing it and doing a few "lol's" you can retake control of the narrative.

In the end, you're the equivalent of a plastic paddy. You desperately cling on to your connection to NI to feel special and unique in subs where NI/Ireland is a hot topic. In the end, you're a Danish guy living in GB, who spent a few summers with daddy in NI.

Most people with qualifications leave NI at the first opportunity ;)

You spend 24/7 on this site, don't pretend you've got a job.

i know you're /u/AmEirecan

Out of everyone, I don't think Eire is the red pill type.

And i'm Russian mate

Oh great, the "You can't hurt me, I'm ironic", really original.